A Cheese-a-thon Biography - Diane

Bio of a Cheesehead
Miss Provolone, AKA Diane

Conceived in the back of a milk wagon when her parents were stranded due to a flat cheese wheel, Miss Provolone went to cheesy public schools and was a gouda girl most of her teen years. After a collage she later met and married Bass Masterson. To this day she is his prize catch. Her work takes her to many varied cheesy locations but she is not at liberty to say.

Last Modified: April 24, 2004
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