A Cheese-a-thon Biography - Eric

Bio of a Cheesehead
Limburger Lad, AKA Eric

Born in Lithuania, L.L. was left on the doorstep of a German cheesemaker, swaddled in Velveeta. He grew up to head the "Really Smelly Cheese and other Icky Substances" department of the Ministry of Goat Milk. His innovative use of child labor allowed him to produce enough cheese for the entire European community (except the French). By 1997 he had amassed enough wealth to retire to NH where he lives with his goat herd and his llamas.

Last Modified: April 24, 2004
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