A Cheese-a-thon Biography - Steve

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Don Grana Padano, AKA Steve

Known as the "Cheese Whizzer" when he was young, he took over and greatly expanded the Florida based Gouda cartel. Turning state's witness and copping a plea after a series of string cheese hangings decimated the organization, witness protection relocated him to an unknown state in New England bordering Maine. There he has been seen on the golf circuit at Hickory Farms and Parker's Provolone Cottage working on his "slice".

Last Modified: April 24, 2004
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