- Gene Shalit
"Gives 'Rule of Thumb' an entirely new meaning"
- Joel Siegal
"A Hitch-hiker's best friend"
- Douglas Adams
"Stuck in my Thumb, Pulled out a winner"
- Rex Reed
"The sexiest set of nails since our 'Celebrity Fingers of Hollywood' issue"
"Thumb and Thumber"
- Mike Durrett, The Humor Internet