The ^st Annual Thumb-a-thon Reviews

"Two Thumbs Up"
- Roger Ebert & the Dead guy

"Pure Presti-digit-ation"
- Gene Shalit

"Gives 'Rule of Thumb' an entirely new meaning"
- Joel Siegal

"A Hitch-hiker's best friend"
- Douglas Adams

"Stuck in my Thumb, Pulled out a winner"
- Rex Reed

"The sexiest set of nails since our 'Celebrity Fingers of Hollywood' issue"
- Cosmo

"Thumb and Thumber"
- Mike Durrett, The Humor Internet